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Microsoft Forgets About Video Games in Xbox One Reveal 1

On May 21st 2013, Microsoft revealed its next generation video game console, the Xbox One. Said event host Don Mattrick, “Our main goal is to confuse the every-loving bejesus out of everyone. That’s why we are calling the new Xbox the Xbox One.” Microsoft did extensive consumer research and discovered […]

Romo Signs New Deal with Dallas Cowboys

On Friday afternoon, the Dallas Cowboys signed quarterback Tony Romo to new a deal. The contract is for 7 years and worth roughly the sum of a small, impoverished island nation. “In today’s game, every NFL franchise understands the importance of production and continuity at the quarterback position,” Cowboys owner […]