All of the news you won’t hear from the “mainstream media.” If you read this online, it must be true!
Look, I feel stood up and messed around by the government’s warrant-less surveillance of us on the internet. I’m sure a lot of you can feel that way. With the recent news stories from WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, it’s been revealed we are all being spied online. But […]
On May 21st 2013, Microsoft revealed its next generation video game console, the Xbox One. Said event host Don Mattrick, “Our main goal is to confuse the every-loving bejesus out of everyone. That’s why we are calling the new Xbox the Xbox One.” Microsoft did extensive consumer research and discovered […]
On Friday afternoon, the Dallas Cowboys signed quarterback Tony Romo to new a deal. The contract is for 7 years and worth roughly the sum of a small, impoverished island nation. “In today’s game, every NFL franchise understands the importance of production and continuity at the quarterback position,” Cowboys owner […]
In another strange twist to the upcoming conclave that will meet to determine who the next pope will be, it appears that a new divine creed was bestowed from God to Pope Benedict XVI just 43 minutes before his resignation of the Papal Office was to take effect. With time […]
We at The Crispy Noodle, we will stop at nothing in our goal of bringing you the best. That’s why we invented…TIME TEAVEL. Yes, that’s right, TIME TRAVEL. We went forward in time to the reveal of the next Xbox video game console. For the sake of not tearing a […]
