The Crispy Noodle Podcast — Episode 202

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

  • Cold Open — Bruno was coughing too much
  • Introduction — We explain last week’s snow fiasco; Mike finished Horizon: Zero Dawn; Rich’s March Madness bracket is already shot (Thanks, Villanova…)
  • Sports Sampler
    • 2-Minute Drill — Karl Malone agrees with Rich about LeBron James voluntairly missing season games; Patriots trade 1st-round pick for Brandin Cooks
    • Our reaction to the Eagles’ moves in Free Agency so far
    • Will the Eagles trade up/down or stay put in the draft this year?
    • Shaq is a “flat-earther” apparently… Why are so many NBA players questioning whether the Earth is round?
  • Entertainment Entree
    • Who is Alex Jones? This supercut explains!
    • Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”
    • We play the first level of Mass Effect: Andromeda — Is there cause for concern that the game won’t live up to the hype? Could stale graphics ruin BioWare’s new story?
  • “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News
    • A Canadian man has decided to do a balloon chair story of his own
    • Girlfriend tries to smuggle meth to her boyfriend with a religious fervor
    • Florida man really just wanted to cook some hot dogs
    • Pair of brothers bond in a really weird, drug-fueled way
  • What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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