Per the Coronavirus stay-at-home orders from the government, Rich and Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, using the powers of the internet, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics discussed: Rich reacts to Tiger King and Wrestlemania 36, NFL expands to a 14-team playoff, and a Florida Man gets a felony over stolen toilet paper.