Per the Coronavirus, Rich and Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, using the powers of the internet, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics Include: The Toronto Blue Jays have no home; Yes, they are going by The Washington Football Team; Seattle Kraken is how you name a team; Disney announces more movies to be delayed by a year; and a Michigan woman thinks she can totally go to RentAHitman.com to kill her husband!