Per the Coronavirus, Rich & Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics on this episode include: Mike visits Gettysburg; We lament the Eagles’ woes; The Undertaker retires after a 30-year career; We learn what time most people eat Thanksgiving Dinner; and there’s a lettuce shortage coming, so start panicking like this Florida Man did!